Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

by Le Bossman July 19, 2023

Milk Nose

When you put the tip of your dick up to a girls nose and nut

person 1, I gave Stacy a Milk Nose yesterday at her house
person 2, Damn nice.

by Windman111 June 1, 2019

Milk

The best drink in the world. It's good for your bones. If you're lactose intolerant or allergic to milk, I am so sorry.

Kid A: Hey man, do you want me to make you a glass of milk?
Kid B: Yeah, sure.

by localized3 April 18, 2023

Mini milk

Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.

Look at that mini milk over there…

by Mini milk awesomecase November 18, 2021

Breast milk

People call it milk but its more like milk flavored cream

A: I drank breast milk from my gf for the first time yesterday. She says she'd rather drink cum but goddamn it was the best thing I've ever drank in my fucken life
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU

by stawckbattl December 31, 2023

forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.

Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.

by LazyRooster November 7, 2023

mILk

milk is basically DEFENCE and an alterative for brushing your teeth, milk has calasomething that makes your bones STRONGER and has something in it that helps with brushing your teeth. milk is also actively promoted by DANI DEV.

MILK

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021