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milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016
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What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.
Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021
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Spoiled Milk

When spunk on a chicks face and she doesn’t clean it off so it gets all hard and smells like spoiled milk.
Emmet:I did a spoiled milk on my bitch last night
Dillon:ewww sick
by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021
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milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....
My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.
by Fuddartha November 25, 2017
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milk

person 1 i love milk

person 2 why

person 1 its good for your bones
by meepmerf January 28, 2022
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Milk Club

An exclusive five dollar a month social circle within tech institutions where the engineers gather in a dimly lit kitchen around the "special" milk fridge. They gather in a cult like circular fashion while softly chanting "in code we trust, in coffee we bust".
Steve: *head nod to signal kitchen milk club meet*
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"
by notANitelEmployee May 9, 2024
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powdered milk

THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER WTF WHO WOULD DRINK THIS TYPE OF SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS SO DISGUSTING ITS LIKE PUTTING MILK IN WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POWDERED MILK FUCKING SUCKS - cummin xD
by cummin xD December 6, 2021
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