Milk

When dad realise it's their time to shine and leave to another family or live their life.

Son- Where did dad go mom?
Mom- He went for milk since we ran out. He'll be oit for a while....

by Jennifer Cox November 14, 2020

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Milk Club

An exclusive five dollar a month social circle within tech institutions where the engineers gather in a dimly lit kitchen around the "special" milk fridge. They gather in a cult like circular fashion while softly chanting "in code we trust, in coffee we bust".

Steve: *head nod to signal kitchen milk club meet*
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"

by notANitelEmployee May 9, 2024

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 7, 2019

Milk

What your dad to go get

Person 1 : Yo, my dad went to get the milk

Person 2 : Nice

by AReallyGayMom December 3, 2023

mILk

milk is basically DEFENCE and an alterative for brushing your teeth, milk has calasomething that makes your bones STRONGER and has something in it that helps with brushing your teeth. milk is also actively promoted by DANI DEV.

MILK

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.

Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.

by LazyRooster November 7, 2023