Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.

Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.

by Mr413 January 25, 2023

Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

Mexican Taco

Putting cheese, lettuce, and meat in between a females ass cheeks and then eating her ass.

Person 1: dude me and my girl did the Mexican Taco last week.
Person 2: Bro that's a waste of food.

by MexicanTrump February 3, 2021

mexican night special

when you go to the Beef N Brew in Mapleton, Iowa on a Tuesday night and get the Mexican Night Special (food poisoning inc. for free)

also slang for blowjob

brian: "yo we gotta go to the Beef N Brew for the Mexican Night Speical bro"
alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

mexican spackler

Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.

I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.

by Vwsparky July 2, 2018

Mexican Diaper

It's a sex fetish where people like to where diapers and shit in them

That lady I was dating was into the Mexican diaper

by The French Whore April 21, 2016

Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.

This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...

by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023