mexican moonshine

A clear fluid that should be tequila but you have assholes for friends that water it down so it freezes.

They gave me some of that Mexican moonshine. I have more alcohol spewing from my pores, bro.

by Pass the cupcakes September 19, 2021

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!

Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.

by anonymous September 25, 2021

Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

Mexican U-Haul

verb:// Filling all usable space in an object.

Evan's mom, at the bingo hall next to Taco Shack, hooked up with Carlos and Juan. They went went back the rent by the hour hotel and had Mexican U-Haul with all of Juans' friends.....2 in the front, 15 in the rear.

by Crypto Jesus October 5, 2021

Mexican French

A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.

American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*

Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"

American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"

by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021

mexican spongebob lick

a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina

guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.

by sausagedookie October 11, 2021