mexican moonshine

A clear fluid that should be tequila but you have assholes for friends that water it down so it freezes.

They gave me some of that Mexican moonshine. I have more alcohol spewing from my pores, bro.

by Pass the cupcakes September 19, 2021

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!

Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.

by anonymous September 25, 2021

Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by anonymous August 4, 2021

The Mexican chille

The Mexican Chille is when you smear your dick in hot souse and stick in your girlfriends ass then eat her out of the ass

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican chille

by Bill69420 June 26, 2021

Mexican Backstroke

the act of doing the backstroke in some ones pool while taking a shit.

that neighbor is never allowed over here again, yesterday he did the Mexican backstroke in our pool.

by Mr Nasty says July 1, 2021