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Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.
Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!
by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011
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firefox

a recently developed and released "next generation" internet browser from the developers of mozilla browser. it brings you tab browsing and pop-up blocking technology and a high-speed internet browsing experience.
a: are you still using that crappy ol' internet explorer?
b: yea, why?
a: dude, just stop using it! download mozilla or firebird from mozilla.org and you will see what internet surfing really means!
b: ok, whatever.
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
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Fired

To lose one's job.

Synonyms: Get the boot, get the axe, canned, terminated, dismissed, laid-off, discharged, pink-slipped.
Honey, I haev terrible news. I've just been fired!

Dude, he just got the boot.

My friend just got terminated.

When do you think he'll get canned?
by Jesse McShortcakes May 18, 2006
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Firearrhea

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.
Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.
by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009
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Firey

leafy im sorry but firey won't let you on ok!
by Byakuku June 25, 2018
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Firedawg

Noun: A military firefighter. Loves to run into fires, saves lives, and bang all the military intelligence chicks. He is also paid well to do this. Hated by all (male intel) while in Technical School.
Some Jealous Intel Fag: "Firedawgs are not your wingmen!"

Hot Intel Chic: "Yea, they find you when you're hot but leave you wet..."

Jealous Intel Fag: "Noooooooo!!!!"
by Midnight_J June 20, 2009
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fireplug

A term usually attributed to a man whose physical stature closely resembles a fireplug/fire hydrant. He is usually of below average height, stocky or muscular build, thick arms and legs, with a thick or not readily visible neck.

This term is primarily used in the bear subculture of the gay community.
"I like my men to be built like a fireplug."

Professional weightlifters, bodybuilders, shot putters, and discus throwers are often labeled as fireplugs.
by Toropop October 13, 2008
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