Pride Eating

When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits

Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY

by ButtMaster77 May 2, 2015

im eating

i excuse made by people to get out of a football game

sorry im eating i cant play

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

Unable to eat around (someone)

Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.

I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.

by Professional Candy Cane July 5, 2023

eat hummus

To go down on a Jewish woman or woman of semitic descent

"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"

by Really likes hummus February 18, 2012

Dick Eating

What mfs named Azavion do ona daily basis

Nahhh bros mouth full with all that dick eating

by L_Clifton June 10, 2022

Girls who eat carrots

Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”

by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025

peanut eating shane

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong

Chwas the biggest peanut eating Shane!

by Kev mil April 21, 2017