may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

may 20th

slap any grace in the face no matter what and they can do anything about it!

person 1: “hey grace do you know what day it is?”
grace: “may 20th! aka my birthday of course”
person 1: “nope! national slap grace day!” *slaps*

by daddycumlord6954 January 21, 2021

Paige May

A Paige May is a brown eyed, brown haired rejection machine. She likes to string a Josiah along because he said something stupid. A Paige May is also a nice and caring person and has cool voice (she bakes well too).

"she rejects Josiah's like a Paige May"

by Josiah Levi August 15, 2019

May 7

The day the most thoughtful beautiful girl was born . Who is amazing at sports and everything she may do

May 7 is my birthday

by Ysidnbfickc January 19, 2022

May 18

May 18
Get nudes day, who ever has their birthday on this day, will receive your nudes

Girl: “hey your birthday’s today?”

Guy: “yeah, it’s may 18”

Girl:*send nudes*

Guy: “thanks”

by Urban definor May 17, 2022

May 31st

beat up everybody you know especially people named rudy.

oh I cant wait for may 31st il beat up rudy

by bigest of pp's November 2, 2021

may

girls can’t where makeup all month

it’s no makeup may girls can’t where makeup all month

by hehdyejsusgddjhd November 9, 2019