A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023
Get the Stone Hill Middle Schoolmug. A school where half the people smell like shit and the other half are basic white bitches. Your either Indian, basic white bitch, athletic kid, Pick me bitch, gay, or have gone to rehab more then once. Most of the girls there are bitches and pick me who can’t take a hint to shut the fuck up. Most the boys there are “so cool” that they have the worst future that a homeless person could get a job besides them. There’s so many sluts who ppl honestly don’t like at all. The bathrooms are covered in smoke. The study skills teacher is lowkey autistic and stupid. There all homeless or rich.
by “That bitch” November 12, 2021
Get the Pioneer Heritage middle schoolmug. A public school that takes things way to seriously. They can't even figure out how to deal with bottle flipping so they ban it. Teachers are okay but like it's all annoying. Known to be one of the best school districts in New Jersey, they still have no idea how to set up a school. Cliques and shit are way to desperate and the students are rich kids that don't know how to appreciate Ridgewood so they bash it and go to New York for smoothies at that rich ass sugar factory.
Person 1: "you go to bfms?"
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school
by Pseudonymcreator December 10, 2016
Get the benjamin franklin middle schoolmug. A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017
Get the Clark Middle Schoolmug. person 1: dude,you look tired,what did you do?
person 2: i was still awake in middle of the night over my ex
person 1: damn,that gotta suck dude
person 2: i was still awake in middle of the night over my ex
person 1: damn,that gotta suck dude
by somebastardonline March 9, 2021
Get the middle of the nightmug. The middle school where guys peg each other and then say being gay is weird.
A urinal was stolen and got taken out of the wall.
Plus there are used condoms everywhere
A urinal was stolen and got taken out of the wall.
Plus there are used condoms everywhere
by HookerMary June 15, 2022
Get the Crane Middle Schoolmug. Both middle finger up in a picture
by High in protein June 9, 2022
Get the both middle finger upmug.