When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking March 25, 2014
The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.
by noirline November 12, 2017
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When a girl is turned on,her pussy starts to throb in a way a heartbeat does. So they call it two heartbeats
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by simpforyouuu December 02, 2022
Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 07, 2020