Two

2; the number 2

"Dos"
"Two more"

by _.moth._ July 17, 2022

nibby two

a derivative of the word nibby which means a nosey person as the name sugest this person is 2 times as nosey

the nibby two is worse than the nibby women down the street

by kit the nibby December 11, 2023

Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

One Two may whether

When you make your v6 mustang into a twin turbo coyote mustang

I just threw a little one two may whether at er

by Man mustang January 8, 2021

Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars

Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass

I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since

by Og Orange November 20, 2019

two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020