A type of transvestite who can snap his smoking wrist back so fast its got all the flamers jelly.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
by The start July 12, 2022
Get the dustin with a Jmug. isabelles friend James who’s ovsessed with Isabelle, also looks like Russell from up. Cutest human ever❤️Get yourself a j-dog
Isabelle: “ hi this is my friend j-dog” James: “hi nice to meet you I’m your guardian angel, pick your favourite balloon colour”
by Isabelle xoxo April 13, 2020
Get the J-dogmug. 
Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.
by mr-leo October 16, 2008
Get the [j-bomb]mug. by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017
Get the Splushie Jmug. The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
Get the J-Petermanmug.