Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 08, 2020

Choco Taco

Someone of both Black and Latin descent. A less PC way of acknowledging one as Afro-Latinx.

Man 1: “You got yourself a looker bro.”
Man 2: Yeah man, it gets even better, she’s a choco taco.”

by DSAllen7 October 16, 2021

choco-taco

when a dirty mexican does anal with a girl and when he pulls his dick out its covered in shit

bro this nigga got a choco-taco

by Gavin Cernetic December 17, 2016

Choco Taco

A deviant sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girl’s anus as she’s defecating, hence the famous ice cream sandwich made by Klondike

Heather: Hey, Tristan. You want to meet up later and make a choco taco? *makes sexually suggestive looks*

Tristan: you said HUHHH?! *walks off in disgust*

Heather: ughhh…never mind

by Alex Fonz December 22, 2021

Social taco

A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.

Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.

by PhishTank March 04, 2016

Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.

Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!

by Bob the Mighty August 02, 2011

Mystery taco

This is the female version of the glory hole. The hidden woman makes her taco mysterious.

I found this truck that serves the best mystery tacos. I go there every lunch break.

by JustyWayne August 20, 2015