National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

Suck Dick Day

The true day of appreciation overtaking june 23rd

I can't believe its Suck Dick Day already

by swankodanko June 23, 2021

National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

Suck

My balls

“Suck my balls”

by Mal (malorry) July 2, 2021

Sucks to Suck

Another way of saying "i dont give a fuck"

A: Bro my ps4 broke

B: sucks to suck

by im u fucking sadist17 August 11, 2022

I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.

Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.

by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022