superheated cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll (usually microwaved) heated to a point that it is black and is then thrown at homeless people causing severe burns

Person 1:I’m gonna microwave a cinnamon roll
Person 2:why?
Person 1: I’m gonna make it a superheated cinnamon roll and throw it at the homeless
Person 2: WTF???

by SaltyApples February 1, 2024

Rolling Thunder

It happens when someone's tongue is inside of another person's ass. While the tongue is inserted, the person receiving the oral pleasure has flatulence. This flatulence rolls the tongue, creating the name.

Holy shit!! I just gave you some of my Rolling Thunder! Do I need to grab a napkin?

by Seb2033 February 4, 2024

Pork Roll

Microwaved Taylor ham

Get your breakfast sandwich above the Driscoll, they microwave their Taylor ham down there. You'll know you've driven too far south if pork roll is on the menu.

by xNJDevilx February 5, 2024

Rolled

Rolled is when a person is not fast, especially in a race. Finishing last in a heat of a race would make the athlete rolled.

Person 1: “Bro what did you run and where did you place in the 100m”
Person 2: “I ran a 13.6 and placed 7th out of 8 people”
Person 1: “Bro you’re so rolled”

by H-caonam December 14, 2023

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

Bausage roll

A very fat animal, typically dogs or cats but it can be any creature

Guy: Bro look at that Bausage roll
Dude: the f●@k is that
Guy: a really fat animal

by 50Pboc December 5, 2022

Homemade Cinnamon Roll

When you fuck a fat chick and right before you cum you pull out twist up her stomach into a swirl and Cum on it.

Diego was fucking a fat chick the night before his 25th birthday and right before he was about to cum he pulled out grabbed he stomach, twisted it up and frosted her. After he took a bite out. When the fat chick asked why, he responded, “ I like homemade cinnamon rolls!”

by Brohan795 December 8, 2022