Hershey Park Handrail

The action of placing ones forearm in between a sexual partner's butt cheeks while holding a fist full of Cherry Flavored Twizzlers and eating them.

Chris gave her the ole' Hershey Park Handrail.

by AnnieHoss December 18, 2025

T Block (Tinley park)

The most ghetto town in North America, overrun by thugs and ridden with crime. Notorious rappers like Lil JJ originate from T-block. What was once the nicest place to raise your kids in the world is now the easiest place to get shot in the world. T-block is where hopes and dreams go to die. Even tho it looks nice you will have crimes committed on you. At night, drunk dragracers seek out lil kids. There are no white people in T-block. T-block is home to notorious gangs and rappers and other notorious ghetto stuff. The police in T-block are corrupt and they are owned by the cartel.

Did you hear lil JJ got shot in T Block (Tinley Park)?
Yes, (I did).

by Boney A December 22, 2025

Joshua Park

a man who enjoys eating ketchup flavoured condoms while enjoying the company of owen

where were you last night ?
i was joshua park

by josh paki January 23, 2025

Monterey Park

Shitty city in California that’s 101% asian. Also there’s some dude who runs around in boxing gear.

I live in Monterey Park; Fuck my life!!!

by i.love.womenz January 28, 2025

Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.

You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."

by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025

Warden Park

The quintessential foreign orgy of retarded children, full of teachers that would rather lay naked in the bronze bull then help a child who is at the brink of turning into kratos flying off a cliff. The year 11s are either fucking pricks who think they’re the dogs bollocks wearing trapstar coats and smoking at the back of the classroom, or neeks that come in incest hoards where they all date each other and wank each other off in the hallways. Now year 7s are safe in the hallways because of the new headteacher, back in my day the year 11s were feared and no hallway was safe.

“Yes mate I’m moving to your school warden park”
“Fucking hell why on earth would you do that, it’s worse then Chailey heritage”
“ some teachers have to be nice”

by Fingleheimer January 30, 2025

South Park Progressive

Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.

Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."

by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025