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John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.
I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.
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who shot john

In context "like I care who shot John" or I don't give a shit!
by Alfadude November 24, 2004
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A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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John Butler Trio

when a woman is giving head to a man and has 2 other men rubbing their penises between each of her armpits while they look up to the ceiling, shaking their heads listening to John Butler Trio.
Marie is giving Dave a head and Dennis and Carlo startin fucking her armpits while John Butler Trio CD is in the system.
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St. John Bosco Highschool

A sports focused school that only cares about sports. Mostly the football team.
Blake: "St. John Bosco Highschool number one county in the nation"
by Mr. Masciel October 24, 2018
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Decent American president.
Reagan was better.
Why is John Fitzgerald Kennedy better? I'll tell you why:
1. Reagan survived being shot.
2. Reagan got The Wall torn down.
3. Kennedy is a doughnut.
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St. John the Baptist School

A basic school in a neighborhood called Yonkers . A bunch of little white boys and a lot of fake ass girls. If all this wasn’t enough they had to throw in the fatest principal known to mankind.
Do you know Mr. Lynch ? “Isn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”
by Jonaathan April 18, 2019
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