May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)

“ bro it’s may 2”
“Shoot where’s Ben”

by Mikey47 February 1, 2022

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Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

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May-Hay

The kindest and most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She gives off an amazing mood that dissipates into the rest of the room. Whenever you are around her, all you want to do is snuggle up and cuddle for the next five hours. Her nails are usually done to pinpoint accuracy, some of the best you might ever see in your life. Other than nails, she has an amazing body. If You ever are lucky enough to catch a wild May-Hay, then be ready to shell out back scratches or a massage at any given moment. On the topic of massages, she doesn’t only like receiving them, she also knows how to give a hell of a massage. She also has excellent taste in music. She enjoys Bruno Mars, with a little bit of hip hop and jazz mixed in there as well. She also is a concerto virtuoso when it comes to the bass guitar, being able to play damn near anything.

If you ever meet a May-Hay, I advise you to lock that down fast, just not too fast- She likes a paced relationship. Good Luck!

Liam: I heard that girl is a real “May-Hay”. I Better start talking to her fast, I want those great massages.

by SnaeksBMail March 9, 2025

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