Good mo-job

When one wakes up to someone performing falatio on them, a Good morning blow job.

Friend: Hey you're glowing today!

Guy: My girlfriend gave me a sweet Good mo-job this morning.

Friend: Fuck yeah, that the way to start the DAY!

by brolyss360 November 5, 2013

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.

Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".

by Human nuts April 23, 2019

Hawaiian Muscle Job

Two large Hawaiian males with ukuleles double penetrating someone while singing "somewhere over the rainbow"

I went to Oahu for my bachelorette party and I ended up getting a Hawaiian Muscle Job from two surfers on the beach

by Capthesaint November 17, 2017

Buddist blow job

A very pure blow job that a virgin girl can give and a only a virgin girl

Guy 1: so how was she
Guy 2: it was crazy she gave me a buddist blow job
Guy 1: you lucky fuck

by Just some fuck boi October 3, 2016

Motor Blow job

The act of deepthroating a penis while shaking your head as if to motorboat breasts.

Last night, that girl gave me a motor blow Job and it was the best head I have ever had.

by Lucky Pupil February 13, 2019

Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022