crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

No nut November

In the month of November no man or boy is allowed too bust a nut. This means:
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose

If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting

Guy: fuck its no nut november
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself

by My_cock-is_bigger’than-yours November 3, 2020

Deez nuts

DEEZ NUTS
Name of a squirrel that was only fed with meth

1: Do you support DN?
2: What’s that?
1: DEEZZZZ NUTSSSS
2: oh yeah deez nuts

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 30, 2021

suck a nut

to be gay, like Daniel Mullica.

Your mom won't let you stay out pass 8:00!!! That sucks a nut Daniel!

by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

nut gobbler

michael jackoson is the nut gobbler. word for word- he gobbles nuts

m.j: little boy will u sleep with me
boy- no way no how
m.j: oo darn
boy- shut up, the nut gobbler

by kevin stark May 3, 2005

the duck's nuts

commonly know as, 'the balls above dilly's eyes'

omg, if the ducks nuts drop anymore, he'll be blind!

by Neo March 12, 2004

Girlie Nuts

1. A woman's nipples

2. tip of a woman's breasts

My girlie nuts are getting hard in this air.

by ThundaKat October 11, 2008