Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.

"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.

by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024

anal

Anal is something that doo doo cum out of and make that toilet stanky.

"Oh my god my huge anal hurts"

by uirfij3fiuerhvj November 18, 2021

anal peppermint stick

A super freaky thing to do during the holiday season is to play hide the anal peppermint stick.

Oh! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me, let’s hide the anal peppermint stick!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.

"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"

by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021

anal haze

When the anus feels like it needs wiped after a fart. Aka sharted.

I have been crop dustin all night. I got that anal haze.

by Householder0609 September 5, 2016

Anal

A term for a gift to a family member

I wanna give my cousin anal

by PumpkinFricker420 November 20, 2019

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019