Alex Zhang

Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.

Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.

Person 1: ..

by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023

Alex & Reko

I just wanna thank everyone for sticking with me. It's obvious most of these other FAGGOTS like Alex and Reko are just satanist in disguise. Every time I've seen one of their messages you can tell they are trying to brain wash the masses into their gay liberal satanic atheist agenda. One minute someone could be playing ABA, and the next minute they start having anal sex with their dads, doing coke and trying to conjure demons with satanic rituals. Satanic influence isn't a joke. It was obvious already when Reko started listening to Whole Lotta Red with the Lucifer logo to praise Satan and claimed "Whole Lotta Red is fine". God I hate atheists with their satanic rituals. Every one of these people are going to hell and suffer for eternity. They need an ass kicking from some Christians. Also all the troll comments from satanic atheists are getting banned from ABA. All the satanic gay atheist people accusing me of being a coward for deleting my tweets saying the hard n word, I only had to delete them because of gay agenda instead of people getting upset at me, why don't they just let me be? Because they are heterophonic and anti-Christian pieces of shit. I don't want to participate in anal sex the liberal people tell me to. Remember to stay strong in the faith of Christ who died for our sins. God loves you and love will prosper.

Oh god, it's a Alex & Reko!

by Narc234 June 1, 2022

alex casa

when a black guy named alex casadiego makes it on the urban dictionary by making a definition for dirty Tyrone

yo that guy just did an alex casa

by dr. queef-queef March 22, 2023

Alex odling

A man a myth a legend

A man who is a legend is definitely alex odling

by Alex Odling February 13, 2018

Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex

Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.

by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019

Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023