has a very random and scary music taste, He has the most baggiest pants on earth and needs a belt, homeless. Likes the park and I think he’s a dog but im unsure (call me if you need a dog)
by The muncher!!! April 5, 2023
Get the alexmug. a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018
Get the alexmug. 
Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat
by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.
Hey that Alex is crazy love it!
by LillbambiB December 22, 2016
Get the Alexmug. by dsgdgs December 28, 2023
Get the alexmug. A random gachatuber who likes weird ships but will not care for any haters and continue doing them, they like anime and simp for alot of people, they are literally so funny and will not fail to make you laugh, srs go befriend one they are very cool
by Akusha June 12, 2022
Get the Alexmug.