milk alcoholic

when you drink a lot of milk - also used for if you don't drink alcohol

I'm a milk alcoholic; all I drink is milk

by isniffroses November 18, 2025

Creature milk

Pejorative noun, refers to any non-vegetarian milk.

"This gay ass baristard ruined my caramel frappuccino with creature milk, it tastes like fucking smegma!! This is totally unacceptable!"

by Smegga November 20, 2025

Madar milk

A useless time waster from madar

E.g look at that cunt milk time on that job

Must of drank his madar milk!!

by Cdbbdc November 22, 2025

Gentle Milk Breath

A descriptor for people, especially adult men, with beautiful brown eyes. It is a way of comparing the person's eyes to those of a baby cow, who would have gentle milk breath.

This term comes from an X user in the Our Flag Means Death fandom who used the term in reference to Taika Waititi, after another user posted pictures comparing Waititi's eyes to those of baby cows.

House can't resist Wilson's gentle milk breath.

Can't say no to a man with GMB. Whatever you say, princess.

by Chaospretzel November 23, 2025

Too many milk

When a fridge has WAY too much milk

"Now, let's see.. Something right there! See! Too many milk!"

"Actually i, drink only silk!"

"T-Too many milk!"

by Chomnian December 7, 2025

Minnesota Milk Mountain

When the performance of 6 men stacked like a mountain lube each other up with whole milk and partake in a sex act. Origin: Minnesota

Did you guys hear David was in a Minnesota Milk Mountain?

by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025

Milking Handjob

A milking handjob is a technique that the dommy mommies, goth mommies or really any powerful mommy use to drain the balls and minds of their victims and even your gf who you thought was the sweetest thing could use this on you so be careful! How the milking handjob works is simple, the mommy (or your gf) will tie you up or just wrap around you so that you can’t move or use your limbs and then she will do a godly handjob until you unleash your ropes of life but unluckily (or luckily) for you, she is not stopping until you pass out or she’s certain you can’t move, think or cum again and if she’s a real mommy then she will be whispering sweet nothings into your ear as you whimper and squirm in agony (or ecstasy) due to her milking

Red: Dude wtf happened to you?! Why are you in a wheelchair and why do you like so skinny?!
Landon: My….My gf…..did the…..m-milking handjob…..
Red: O-Oh my god…Landon no….What did I tell you about that?! You could have died!
Landon: F-Forgive….me bro…..It was so…..worth it
Red: …..Really? Should I ask my gf for one?
Landon: Absolutely

by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025