Wet wipe

Will

Omg will is such a wet wipe
Ikr

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 19, 2020

Wet Willy in the ass

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass

Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.

by Tkbagginz July 18, 2021

whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.

man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy

by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024

it's wet paint

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini

" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "

by RsvpRavi June 10, 2021

Wet Kelsey

A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation

You could tell she was being a proper Wet Kelsey

by ThePugDaddy April 4, 2023

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022