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On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 20, 2021
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Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.
I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
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Finna eat yo Jerries

A term used to describe your hate towards a person, often used to show how much you want to end their existence
Aye man I’m finna eat yo jerries for that
by Gheaey December 20, 2019
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Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
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Pussy Eating Mouth

Pussy Eating Mouth aka P.E.M is a term used when describing a person with full lips and or a wide mouth best for eating pussy.

A PEM should not only be noticeable by their mouth but also the slighty wimpy stature they carry. His walk should say hes so desperate to eat pussy … but not just anyones….
Emma “Wow Jeremy Strong has such a pussy eating mouth”
Sandy “Yes omg his lips are so big, i knoww he eats.”

honorable mentions:
Anthony Kiedis
Justin Long
Albert Hammond Jr
Michael B Jordan
Julian Casablancas
Kevin Gates
and that one guy in college
by BIGBOOTYCHERRY April 30, 2023
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