your mom have gay

when your mom have fucking gay

your mom have gay motherfuck

by freskoko November 17, 2017

I want my mom

When you feel lonely, troubled or sad and you need someone to hug you like your mom

Asking for directions: I want my mom someone help me
Seeking comfort : I feel sick I want my mom

by Avance September 27, 2017

ur mom gay lol

Its said that, when said, destroys the universe incuding the Earth

guy 1: f*** you lil ugly bitch
you: ur mom gay lol
guy 1: (disintegrates to ashes and is still burning)

by DATH DOR January 28, 2019

Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021

Me When Your Mom

Me When Your Mom is a more gentlemen-ty way to say "damn, your mom is hot"

Me when.., Me when your..., when you..., your...., when...,me!, me when.., me when..., Me When Your Mom

by DeezJoe November 27, 2021

Im the worst mom in the world

Literally every mom says this I'm pretty sure.

*kid swears*
Mom: Don’t say that word!
Mom: I wish I never let my kid learn these type of words.
Im the worst mom in the world

by TrausaXO December 15, 2020

ur mom supe gaye

downright the greatest insult ever devised by retarded 12 year old children in playgrounds and in chat.

Billy: hey my dude how you been
Bob: Ur mom supe gaye

*Ground starts to crack*
Billy: WHat HavE YoU DoNE?
Billy:* fucking explodes*

by Gaye=Boi May 30, 2018