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Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.
That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.
by Camel creeper October 19, 2020
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Sound Douche

A person who is being unnecessarily loud esp. when using an electronic device that could otherwise channel the noise through headphones, or be listened to in another room.
I was going to study in my dorm, but my roommates were being sound douches so I went to the library.
by Failsaurusrex March 14, 2014
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Douche

'je laver dans use douche '
Or
'You broke a glass again?'
'Yea'
'You douche'
by drowningcat4real April 3, 2015
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Douche Bagdly

The act of being a douche bag. When one continues to just be a total asshole.
I love my boyfriend but he was being so douche bagdly after he found I like black guys.
by <3Lex May 18, 2008
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Full-Douche

A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche
by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018
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douche

A derogatory term used by millennials to refer to those more successful than themselves.
That dude in the Porsche is such a douche. And get a load of that skank with him!
by thepainfultruth August 27, 2015
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Douche

Emma's boyfriend
by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020
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