New Jersey Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.

Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit

by alec547 November 28, 2010

New York Yankees

A baseball team that is greatly over rated and always has the highest payroll each year. The Yankees also have the worst fans because they are all fags from New York, who have the worst accents of all the Places in the United States

"If I were liked the New York Yankees I would kill myself"

by LordofWar April 21, 2008

New York City

A disgusting City in the Northeastern region of the United States filled with trash and the most obnoxious annoying people you will ever meet. The city is also well overcrowded and reeks of an unknown but unbearable stench.

I don't want to go to New York City. It's dirty and the traffic is terrible.

by blahblahblahblah0 September 30, 2008

New South Wales

Playin extreamly shitty football

Mate u played like New South Wales today........SHIT

by eat me July 4, 2003

New Hampshire Piledriver

Two guys are going at it hard, and one of them blows they're load into the other guys ass and mixes it with quick dry cement, then fucks it in deeper and deeper and finally the guy shits it out onto the other guys chest. Later this will be made into a new but plug.

Last night Josh and Christian did the New Hampshire Piledriver, they ended up in the ER

by LongRodVonHugenDong69 November 3, 2013

humpin sumpin new

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.

Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017