Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.

Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"

by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018

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flutter roll

Batting your eyelashes as you roll your eyes.

He flutter rolled his eyes at me.

by drappel January 08, 2018

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Rolling A Kendrick

Rolling a Kendrick is the action of rolling a joint that is big and loud and could make anyone bounce. Usually referred to sativa strains.

Me: You i haven't smoked in ages.
Guy: Oh damn, feels bad. I rolled a kendrick (Rolling A Kendrick past tense) yesterday with my friends and we got too fucked!

by 888NumbersCalling July 01, 2020

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Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass

My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.

by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021

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Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 11, 2011

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