French Onion Poop

A poop that has some stringy, onion like substance, but mostly consists of cloudy brown squirts. Often burns upon exit and could also be described as fire booty.

After a long night of drinking, jeff went to a taco truck and got a burrito to try and sober up. About 20 minutes later he charged into the bathroom to cook up a nice bowl of french onion poop.

by Mosh1200 June 25, 2011

poop on your chest

to completely own someone; total ponage; to beat someone so bad (win not physically beat)

I will poop on your chest

by Tricky Ricky Sicky Nicky Beats January 16, 2010

Poop Doop Special

When you jam your sweaty finger up your hoo-hoo hole, and proceed to wipe it on your victim's lip.

1. Bitch! here comes a masterful Poop Doop
Special!

2. Chris and Freddie enjoy the Poop Doop Special

by Mr. Poop Doop August 14, 2008

Parkersburg Poop Plug

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.

Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

poop cheex

Where the mudflaps meet the road

Ill put it between her poop cheex!

by Tbown April 14, 2009

Poop Luber

When a guy is having anal relations with a girl and pulls out of her bumbum and has poo on his dick, then flips the chick over and uses the poo as lube for vaginal intercourse.

Every girl loves it, a lot.

"Hey man, did you earn your poo dick last night?"
"Yeah dude, and I was a Poop Luber too."

This might be the nastiest fucking thing I ever wrote....
Poop Luber

by Fish Burn Likes Butt October 12, 2011

poop slut

someone that's a slut for poop.

brannon is a poop slut for frumpy burgers

by pooooopslut August 06, 2010