spawn of the devil. annoying, bitchy, over sheltering, and way too protective.
let's start with the typical
soccer mom.
stay at
home mom
usually blonde, bleached most likely.
caucasian
30-50 years old
'trophy wife'
has 2.6 kids.
bitchy.
whiny.
was in a sorority.
now hubby:
lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job.
never home
barely knows kids
fucks secretary on 'business trips'.
daughter:
blonde
has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc.
bimbo
slut
is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails
teenybopper
popular
does dance
son:
blonde
has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc.
little mr. athlete, does
soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball.
racist
10-14 years old
popular
spits everywhere
The family of mrs.
soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance.
mrs.
soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings:
OK: good
A: acceptable, 13+
N: not in my house! 18+
likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
