s1lent milk

Jerking off onto someone's face while they're sleeping and being as silent as possible so you don't wake them.

Guy 1: My girl wouldn't let me creampie her last night so when she fell asleep I s1lent milked her.
Guy 2: Nice dude!
*both high five each other

by Milky234 May 31, 2016

Milk Stevens

Referring to gravity bong that has produced a yellowish smoke.

Bro that geeb is Milk Stevens!

by Bigmoochiesauce November 16, 2023

Milk tractor

A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her

Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor

by Novanir July 16, 2021

Milk

When something is extremely dank or inconceivable.

Bro did you see the queen straight up died, that's so milky bro. What a bozo.

by Milkyboy69 September 22, 2022

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

Milk

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.

"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."

by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020