mexican dirtymax

A Mexican American who drives a Chevy Duramax diesel.

There goes a Mexican dirtymax driving down the road

by Jdm4life1272 January 17, 2018

mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

by Plumbfree May 22, 2024

Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 18, 2022

Mexican Hairdryer

When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.

Bro I had too much Taco Bell last night so I had to pull a Mexican hairdryer.

by Ballsdeep404 March 21, 2023

The mexican current

The sexual act of having someone shit on your arm

“Whats that smell”
“My girl gave me the mexican current earlier”

by babycrusher April 13, 2020

Mexican Bunghole

When your partner eats a jalapeño pepper while rimming you

Juanita was so hot I let her give me a Mexican Bunghole

by Big Daddy Crescent Bar October 28, 2023

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 18, 2017