People and Culture:
Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.
Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.
Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Billy: "That Mexican just raped his 5 year old daughter!"
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"
Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "
Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "
Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"
Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "
Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "
Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
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2) A fake Mexican
3) A nickname given by White people when a Mexican is on too much weed and a white friend in near by.
*Me going in to shock*
Wait what there is time travel. O SHIT WHAT THEY ARE INVATEING THE WHITE HOUSE O CRAP TRUMP'S HAD IS O A FUCKING PIKE CRAP CRAP CRAP DELETE DELETE DELETE.
2) A fake Mexican
3) A nickname given by White people when a Mexican is on too much weed and a white friend in near by.
1)
Person 1- Hey did you see the news
Person 2- No too busy I am going to work
Person 1- Actually you are deported to England now
Person 2- What how.
Person 1- Oh, The Mexican Space Empire invaded last night.
Person 2- What WHAT WAT
Person 1- Yea they say its revenge for the genocide of 2083
Person 2-It didn't happen yet.
Person 1- Yea they are Baby Hitlering us
Person 2- Those damm Space Mexicans that's why I voted for Trump
Person 1- Wait you voted for Trump
Person 2- Yea why?
Person 1- O no you are going to be deported by land now.
Person 2- BUT THERE İI AN FUCKING SEA ON THE WAY.
Person 1- Should have been more careful man. Look at me I got myself a 20 liter of Mexican Blood for the DNA test. The Space Mexicans think that I am 1/16 Mexican so I stay.
2)
A Space Mexican- Hey man I am an Space Mexican
A Sane Person- No you fucking not.
3)
A normal person- Man Im so high
A white man- O man you are a Space Mexican
Person 1- Hey did you see the news
Person 2- No too busy I am going to work
Person 1- Actually you are deported to England now
Person 2- What how.
Person 1- Oh, The Mexican Space Empire invaded last night.
Person 2- What WHAT WAT
Person 1- Yea they say its revenge for the genocide of 2083
Person 2-It didn't happen yet.
Person 1- Yea they are Baby Hitlering us
Person 2- Those damm Space Mexicans that's why I voted for Trump
Person 1- Wait you voted for Trump
Person 2- Yea why?
Person 1- O no you are going to be deported by land now.
Person 2- BUT THERE İI AN FUCKING SEA ON THE WAY.
Person 1- Should have been more careful man. Look at me I got myself a 20 liter of Mexican Blood for the DNA test. The Space Mexicans think that I am 1/16 Mexican so I stay.
2)
A Space Mexican- Hey man I am an Space Mexican
A Sane Person- No you fucking not.
3)
A normal person- Man Im so high
A white man- O man you are a Space Mexican
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