Having a dick so big that the first thing people ever think about is the size of your penis and often forget your other talents.
“I wish people recognised me for being musician as opposed to my big dick” said a weeping Big Dick Joe
by Gobri July 30, 2019
Get the Big Dick Joemug. The lead singer for the band Green Day. Thought wildly attractive mostly by fat unpopular teenage girls who believe shopping at Hot Topic is a rebellious act. Crap musicmaker who's only cutting-edge or shocking in the MTV universe. He's also about 20 years older than his target audience, making him eerily close to that 40 year-old guy who hangs out at the high school hitting on freshman chicks.
OMG I love that Green Day song they play all the time at Hot Topic--Billie Joe Armstrong is such a hottie. I want another Cinnabon.
by R.J. Portland September 27, 2006
Get the billie joe armstrongmug. by yeah O March 16, 2005
Get the St. Joe's Prepmug. One who is exceptional in the sport of the mud wrestling, due to the fact of having four eyes from the glasses he's wearing.
Tim- Where is Brother Joe?
Bert- He is probably just mud wrestling.
Mckenzie- My cousin is competing tonight!
Tom- Where?
Mckenzie- At the National Mud Wrestling Tournament!
Bert- He is probably just mud wrestling.
Mckenzie- My cousin is competing tonight!
Tom- Where?
Mckenzie- At the National Mud Wrestling Tournament!
by withabottleofjack February 5, 2010
Get the Brother Joemug. I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.
by kc slinga October 4, 2011
Get the Cotton Eyed Joemug. The act of fucking a girl doggy style, shitting in your hand and slapping the bitches back with the shit. You may also fuck her anally and use the bitch's shit to preform this maneuver.
Another version of this act can also be preformed while making loud monkey noises which will only make the Mighty Joe Young better.
Another version of this act can also be preformed while making loud monkey noises which will only make the Mighty Joe Young better.
by Paul Keith March 2, 2007
Get the The Mighty Joe Youngmug. A school in Philadelphia given a bad rep by a certain twink who thinks he is the man and needs to be an obnoxious fuck at every sporting event.
The underclassmen are huge queers and stereotypical drag queens who pretend to be big bad hardasses but are always the first into their parents car when an altercation is about to break out.
In the student directives, it is clearly laid out that all Prep underclassmen must either throw a thumbs-up or a shocker when being photographed or they face disciplinary action at the hands of one Mark "consider the pain brought" Halligan.
St. Joseph's Preparatory School for Young Men is home to the winner of the 2004-2005 "Principal with Most to Prove" award. If this (unnamed) man's plan is actually put into action that involves giving us "days off at the end of the year" that were taken away earlier, we would be getting out sometime around April 8th - give or take a few weeks. See bullshit.
The school is going steadily downhill due to a shitty administration and underclassmen ready for a sex change.
The underclassmen are huge queers and stereotypical drag queens who pretend to be big bad hardasses but are always the first into their parents car when an altercation is about to break out.
In the student directives, it is clearly laid out that all Prep underclassmen must either throw a thumbs-up or a shocker when being photographed or they face disciplinary action at the hands of one Mark "consider the pain brought" Halligan.
St. Joseph's Preparatory School for Young Men is home to the winner of the 2004-2005 "Principal with Most to Prove" award. If this (unnamed) man's plan is actually put into action that involves giving us "days off at the end of the year" that were taken away earlier, we would be getting out sometime around April 8th - give or take a few weeks. See bullshit.
The school is going steadily downhill due to a shitty administration and underclassmen ready for a sex change.
"I cannot wait until I begin college."
"Did you go to the Prep?"
"No."
"What the hell are you going to college for?"
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"fuckin pusssssieeeeeeeesssssss prep rules"
"fight me"
"no thanks"
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(in college)
"P-R-E-P, PREP, PREP, PREP!"
"Fuck that kid."
"I concur."
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"Every student at SJP comes from a family whose income exceeds $400,000."
"Nice blanket statement."
"fuck you prep fag i'll stereotype all i want."
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"Yo guys join me with my unoriginal cheers that make us look like assholes."
"Freshman: Certainly."
"Everyone else: Maybe some other time, <anonymous>."
"Did you go to the Prep?"
"No."
"What the hell are you going to college for?"
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"fuckin pusssssieeeeeeeesssssss prep rules"
"fight me"
"no thanks"
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(in college)
"P-R-E-P, PREP, PREP, PREP!"
"Fuck that kid."
"I concur."
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"Every student at SJP comes from a family whose income exceeds $400,000."
"Nice blanket statement."
"fuck you prep fag i'll stereotype all i want."
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"Yo guys join me with my unoriginal cheers that make us look like assholes."
"Freshman: Certainly."
"Everyone else: Maybe some other time, <anonymous>."
by bob saget in the form of the single father from full house March 29, 2005
Get the St. Joe's Prepmug.