soul douche 

cleansing of an evil, black soul

"bitch please, you're so nasty, you need a soul douche!"

soul douche by EG67 June 14, 2012

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule by The Wrench October 21, 2012

soul douche 

a complete douching of a black soul

"dude!! you're so nasty from within, you need a soul douche!!"
soul douche exorcise

soul douche by EG67 October 30, 2012

Combative Douche 

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.

"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"

Combative Douche by bbkate_r August 22, 2012

Dingle-douche 

Another word for dumbass.

Dude quit being a dingle-douche and come on.

Dingle-douche by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013

Tongue douche

When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.

"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."

Tongue douche by Casemonster June 19, 2013

Snazzy Douche Muffin 

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

Snazzy Douche Muffin by Leyulf September 30, 2013