Douche bag

People who act like they know everything

Man all these people are douche bags

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

douch-e

pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.

A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."

by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011