Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 28, 2024
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douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.
Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
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Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 03, 2021
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dary-douche

You meet this guy called Dary and he's a self entitled d*ck so he's known as a dary-douche.
Me: Hey dude
Dary: I'm amazing, everyone wants me
Me: What a dary-douche
by evil-bacon-is-evil September 30, 2015
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Dickle Douche

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had to piss so bad, I dickle douched inside her.
by Sharky 321 October 15, 2016
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Douche Bagdly

The act of being a douche bag. When one continues to just be a total asshole.
I love my boyfriend but he was being so douche bagdly after he found I like black guys.
by <3Lex May 18, 2008
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soul douche

"dude!! you're so nasty from within, you need a soul douche!!"
soul douche exorcise
by EG67 May 22, 2012
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