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Square Baby

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.
"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"
by 2xMVR February 15, 2023
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stormi baby

a cute nickname used for the word “stormi” mostly used by Kylie Jenner
stormi baby do you want a purple iphone 14?
by Fortniterocks February 20, 2023
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Baby birden

When a straight man gets a lesbian in bed ,is aggressively fucking her and tells her to spit in his mouth. But she is so into it, all she can do is spit like a mama bird feeding her baby bird into his mouth.
I told her to spit in my mouth. All she could do was give me a little baby birden spit.
by Huckleberry Finn October 11, 2023
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Baby Pelican

Term used for an individual with an innate ability to swallow large objects.
by Jimi Ralphman April 13, 2023
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Baby bouncer

When a "man" impregnates a woman and ditches her. He is a baby bouncer.
Did you hear my friends man knocked her up and bolted?

Yeah what a baby bouncer!
by Concerned4you April 23, 2023
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baby otter

when u lay on your back with your head hanging off the bed and get throat fucked
my girl loves when i baby otter her throat
by Rusty Dong May 15, 2023
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buttermilk baby

A spoiled ass kid from birth
The owner's son always complaining about not having enough when he was born rich he's a buttermilk baby
by Googlycheecks&bishopdonbon December 8, 2022
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