by TheOneWhoCBAWithLifeNoMore February 3, 2024
Get the alexmug. a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024
Get the alexmug. Alex is a very sporty guy, he is really good looking and likes to play with his friends. Alex is one of the funny friends and if you have a friend like alex, i am jealous. Alex is extremely funny and sometimes it’s hard to hang out with him without laughing.
by Ordinary girl:) September 26, 2022
Get the Alexmug. by Sexygangorgregor November 21, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Its the term for when an Alex and a Shane love each other but are both to scared to say anything to each other.
by Saucage runf November 22, 2021
Get the Alex+Shanemug. Shyla's bitch 💗
by alex's_canvas April 22, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Alex is one of the worst people you will ever meet, he will not show you love or support and he is always a complete dick. If you ever find an Alex make sure to get rid of him right away.
by Just me doit February 24, 2019
Get the Alexmug.