Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019

dary-douche

You meet this guy called Dary and he's a self entitled d*ck so he's known as a dary-douche.

Me: Hey dude
Dary: I'm amazing, everyone wants me
Me: What a dary-douche

by evil-bacon-is-evil November 16, 2015

douche

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking

"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"

by ruffshuff November 12, 2012

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015

Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.

Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.

by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016