by That Anonymous Beyotch January 6, 2015

Damn it!! How the hell does he keep beating me in every video game we play? I demand he gets checked for P.E.T.’s
by unDURYEAted December 26, 2020

One or more people who coincidentally are doing the same thing you want to do at the same time or cramp your style.
I planned to eat at this one random, obscure restaurant that I frequent often, but the other afternoon when I went for an early dinner, 6 stylecramper(s) and their families showed up at the same time in the parking lot and beat me to the front door to be seated by the host. It was a totally random and infuriating event as this place is never busy.
by T-Rex75 February 7, 2023

Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit
by 6n2_kixg September 18, 2022

A concert Metallica performed alongside the San Fransisco orchestra 1999. They also did an S&M2 twenty years later.
Did you hear that Metallica will be doing a second S&M this year (2019)?
Yes, I'm psyched about it! I would be cool to see it live...
Yeah, but I heard that they will stream it on cinema.
Yes, I'm psyched about it! I would be cool to see it live...
Yeah, but I heard that they will stream it on cinema.
by dul_Hoter March 24, 2020

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021

by bigdjarret September 10, 2022
