I got hands for days.

"I got hands for days" is simply an expression used to mean that the person making this statement usually wins in fist fights.

"That boy said he wants to fight you."
"I ain't worried. I got hands for days."

by cheergrl123 October 23, 2009

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

see me with them hands

A phrase coined by Rupual's Drag Race star Tatianna, which has a triple meaning.

1) To fight.
2) To appluade.
3) To feel up someone.

It is most typically used to feel up someone.

"C'mon bitch see me with them hands." - Tatianna, RPDR All Stars, SE2EP1

by cotoshco March 25, 2017

Downriver Hand-Me-Down

A gesture of kindness between two Downriver gentlemen where a used condom is recycled by "shaking out" the ejaculate and handed to a friend or acquaintance to be recycled for a sexual encounter.

"Dude, I blew all of my cash on Bud-Light and this dope-ass Darren McCarty Wings jersey. Do you mind wringing out your snake skin after you pipe Crystal and hooking me up with the old Downriver Hand-Me-Down? Debbie won't let me bang her without a rubber after I gave her crabs."

by Lazynugz August 14, 2019

shit in your hand

to inconvenience someone

I don't mean to shit in your hand, but could you stop and buy some milk on your way home from work.

by thenipplehound November 19, 2011

Let Your Hands Go

1. Typically a term for professional fighting, but can be used in any fighting situation. Occurs when an individual literally "let's their hands go" and throws punches without thinking about any of them.

2. Going off pure punching instinct.

3. Puttin' a MF'er down.

It was a pretty close fight but you let your hands go and he was done in three seconds.

by RobTheReef November 18, 2009

right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013