Simp

Nico Slomka

A person who acts like Nico slomka.
“Quit being a simp”

by Capalot123 January 23, 2020

Simp

A man whose desperare for female attention. Usually used as a response to someone "White Knighting" it in a comments section.

John spens a lot of time simping to videos of white girls shuffling on Tik Tok

by Doyerz November 8, 2020

Simp

Sniper Monke is the true definition of simp.Pitty for those who don’t know.

-SIMP
-Oh thx ima sniper monkey

by Renako February 15, 2021

Simp

A very kind man

Oh look at John, he is so kind. Yes he is such a simp.

by smartchildofgod October 25, 2020

simp

a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.

a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.

b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.

c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead

by snow_white07 March 13, 2020

Biggest simp

When someone is a massive simp for someone

People : who is the biggest simp?
Others : James.

by Gh0s1y6 February 17, 2022

Simp

A man who is pussy whipped to the max. Willing to give up their whole life to be with this girl. Also know as jayce Hutchinson king simp himself

Jayce is a real simp he can’t get over Abbie

by JOHNSON_ERIK February 2, 2020