A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 08, 2022
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20 day rule

The 20 day time period when a girl likes a boy. After 20 days the girl loses feelings and moves on. This occurs until she finds a man
Jules has a 20 day rule when she snaps boys after 20 she is on to another boy and loses feeling for the first one.
by Caseycizikasishot October 13, 2019
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The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 01, 2022
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48 Hour Rule

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.
Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!
by futureactiveparticiple July 04, 2017
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 08, 2018
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Rule 58

If it exists there's an anti of it
Friend 1:"Bro did see the anti anime server link posted"
Friend 2:"Yes it is one of rule 58 stuff that's out there"
by _name_1ess November 22, 2020
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