slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt

Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it

by FreddyJones July 27, 2020

House of Flying Niggers

A trap house full of flying tyrones and jamals doing shaolin kungfu shit.

Loosely based on the film House of Flying Daggers.

Person A: God damn look at dat house of flying niggers.

Person B: Yeah they doing that kungfu shit again.

Person C: Someone get me some roach spray cause they flying around like god damn roaches!

by Nancy Perogi February 20, 2025

House

A medical doctor who is super smart but also a complete asshole to everybody and their mother. Coworkers, patients, higher-ups. The guy completely sucks, but nobody does anything about it though because he's super smart and the hospital can't continue without him. According to the writers, he's also supposedly autistic. An excellent rep for autistic people: smart guy who hates everyone. Beautiful work, House writers.

"Hey, do you know where I can find a good house?"
"You mean the medical doctor?"

by SincerelyTheFurry May 15, 2025

house of harlotry

n. Bordello, or, if you are very old, a nice home where an unmarried couple live.

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No daughter of mine is ever going to babysit in a house of harlotry!

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

Irish chow house

When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it

Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night

by HuntV18 June 27, 2024

Yaller house

This is the house that fuck all the girls after someone else wines and dines them all night…

No, that is not a fraternity, that is the “Yaller house”…

by Horny Critter February 26, 2024

Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.

The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'

by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022