National grab ass day

On June 12th is national grab ass day, so squeeze them cheeks

Boy: *grabs girls ass*

Girl: WTF!!!

Boy: it’s national grab ass day

Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks

by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019

National Cave Dive Day

The day every man or woman shall at any point in time on February 27 cave dive into their friends without remorse and any type of warning.

Today is National Cave Dive Day!! I WILL CAVE DIVE EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE.

by xVampi February 27, 2025

national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

National booty pic day

It’s time to send some booty pics 🤷🏻 ♂️

Full send! It’s national booty pic day

by BigDragoon January 25, 2021

National Creampie Day

On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

National Brady Beatdown Day

On November 12, 2019 you are allowed to hit anyone named brady at least once

Hey Hunter its National Brady Beatdown Day. Let's punch Brady

by WhTs4Snacc October 28, 2019

National energy drink day

National energy drink day is on the 7th October. A day where a friend or family member or partner has to buy you an energy drink!

Person 1: “oh! It’s National energy drink day”
Person 2: “looks like I have to buy you an energy drink then!”

by Whos_thatgirl October 3, 2023