May 9th

The cheesiest of all gatherings from the boys (snails) being back in town aleing and cheesing away at whatever they can get their gritty hands on.

Yo creep I cant wait to cheese my boxers off on may 9th and get super weird!

by Viralricky May 1, 2024

May 5th

National Send Booty Pic Day.
A Day where someone that you choose must send you a booty pic.

Bro she just sent me a booty pic
Why? Because it’s may 5th

by wutstheworddd May 4, 2024

May You We You We May

May You We You We May

May You We You We May

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

May 29

Grab yo girls ass day

Guy: hey babe its May 29th

Girl: Oh ok then

by crjcotndjd May 28, 2024

may

May is the nicest person and the best person ever she is better than everyone including potsul and besides sami and charlie

“Do you like may??”
“No”
“Ew get away from me”

by Mayisthebest June 18, 2022

Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May

Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May

by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022

May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022