slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

Probie Slap

A slap to the back of the head, usually used when someone is being stupid. (Created by my family)

"Don't Make Me Probie Slap You"

by Ace D. Bishop May 27, 2023

SLAP

A outdated skateboard mag forum full of pre-madonnas and the occasional cool guy.

I read on SLAP that Greco has the sweetest side pipe.

by @therealkgb September 6, 2023

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023

SLAP

Sounds like a plan.

Friend, “Hey, want to meet for dinner at 8?”
Me, “SLAP”

by Rofu May 4, 2022

Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.

by DrDreidel March 13, 2012

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017